Ohhh... Thank you so much for this link! I really needed a good laugh.

To the ranting people I say: bitch, please! There was Frodo/Sam slash before anyone had even heard of Brokeback Mountain. These people are clearly clueless. And Alexander the Great was NOT gay? *snorts* He practically invented it! And they're calling us an "ignorant piece of garabage"?? I'm quaking in my boots. And don't get me started on Tom Cruise. :D