Thirty-eighth verse, same as the first!

[serai]

Seems it's time for my bi-annual reiteration of Why I'm Here and Why Whining Won't Work. I ain't got time to make yet another post about it (frankly, I don't see the point in repeating myself), so I shall just point you all back to this post:


The Manifesto of Me - not long, but apparently required


If you've got me friended, and you haven't read it yet (though the gods know I've posted something like this at least five times already) PLEASE READ IT NOW.

If you don't like what you see, PLEASE DEFRIEND ME NOW.

Whatever response you get to whining, virgin-eyeing, weepy tantrums and other such nonsense will thereafter be your own fault.

Do not, I repeat DO NOT have me on your friends list in order to read my stories, and then turn around and lambast me because you don't like seeing my other posts. You want fiction without having to know the author? Buy a BOOK, damnit.

Thank you.

Comments

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oy. It's such a mystery to me how this country got to the state it's in. Then something like that happens and I think, "Oh, yeah. That's how."

Sheesh.

[celandine-g.livejournal.com]

Hehe, you got it. :)

Ahem, carry on.

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Heh. And... OK, I don't do this often, but she has tempted me mightily with her self-righteous denseness.

I was curious who this person was so I clicked on her info page, expecting a fifteen-year-old hearts-and-fluffy-kittens type, but apparently she is an 23 year-old aspiring screenwriter and English major - dear God, at what school?

Somehow I have my doubts as to her suitability for that particular profession, since Hollywood execs are notoriously sooo considerate of a delicate flower of a screenwriter's sensibilities. *bursts into guffaws and wishes she could be a fly on the wall at that job interview*

OK, my bad. */snark*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. She wants to be a screenwriter, and she's going around whining about her widdle hurt feelings when somebody expresses a liberal political opinion? Oh bitch PLEASE. What in the world is she going to do in Hollywood, walk around with earmuffs and a blindfold, swathed in a fluffy blanket? The sharks are going to eat her ALIVE. Damn, I guess she hasn't been paying much attention if she thinks she'll get anywhere in Hollywood with an attitude like THAT.

Maybe she can get a position over at Icon Productions. I'm sure Mel could find a spot for her reading scripts and fetching coffee.

*falls over giggling*

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Maybe she can get a position over at Icon Productions. I'm sure Mel could find a spot for her reading scripts and fetching coffee.

Great minds think alike - exactly the only place I think she might feel at home. Long as she doesn't have issues with decapitations and disemboweling, mind you.

ROTFL

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the first time she demands that Mel "put that behind a cut"?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

And yeah, I thought she was a teenybopper too. It was that "oh how MATURE" snip. Who over the age of 18 ever uses that one? Made her sound straight out of Heathers. Gods, grow the fuck up, little girl.