Hee!

[serai]

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There was a young man from Belize
Who tried hard to hold in a sneeze.
But it came out at last
As a powerful blast
That knocked down a number of trees.

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[julchen11.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! *giggles*

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

A cannibal chief and his wife,
Got in a terrible fight,
They went into the tent,
And I heard through the vent,
"I know what we're having tonight."

[serai1.livejournal.com]

There once was a girl from Antigua
Who said to her spouse, "What a pigua!"
He said, "Oh my queen,
Is it manners you mean?
Or do you refer to my figua?"