LMAO! I suspect that he was still brooding about having missed out on Some Like It Hot, and was determined to show that he could out-pretty even Tony Curtis. (Oh, no, honey, oh no you can't.)

Yeah, and if this was his "vision"? Yep, I'd have tossed it out in a New York minute, too. However, the pics are truly magnificent. Damn, the man was trying, give him some respect.