Honestly, I can't believe this whole thing. What fucking moron thinks it's a good idea to have guns around where people are getting drunk? What the fuck stupid Wild West nonsense is this country addicted to? The rest of the world thinks we're bugfuck insane because of this idiocy, and they're damn right.

We keep beating our chests and declaring we're the best country in the world, but as time goes on, I get more and more convinced that we're actually among the WORST places in the world to live. We've just managed to delude ourselves into thinking that selfishness, greed, egomania, ignorance, illiteracy, violence, and prudery are somehow virtues to be lauded instead of the markers of mental illness that they are.