That is so great!

But, now, showtunes must be selected judiciously. "The girl that I marry"? Oh, no, no.

Sweet Charity -
HEY BIG SPENDER!
Boom badda Boom BOOMP

That'd do it.

Cabaret?
Moneymoneymoneymoney

Then of course, more recently, Chicago.
Bwadada, badadadadadah Got a little motto, always sees me through....

Gypsy? (and that paean to working girls of the stage, You Gotta Have a Gimmick?)

That wonderful ode to boy toys everywhere from Pal Joey, Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered?

Too Damn Hot from Kiss Me Kate with the most amazing collection of gay innuendos evah? - Cole Porter again, that one.

OK, embarrassing amount of musical knowledge here. I'll shut up now.