*whispers* Slightly kinky . . . *thud* Oh, that would be just awful really!

*whispers even softer* Will there be bondage perhaps or sexual spanking or vocal debasement or candle wax or hair pulling or leather or naughty sex toys or cross-dressing or bumsecks or biting or . . . perhaps I should go someplace dark and lie down for a bit. *shiver*

THIS is going to be my BUG Christmas present, y'know? Husband could buy me a diamond ring, and THIS would still be the big one to ME! Ü