Ah, I don't immediately discount mullets. Can't stand the really ugly Southern-fried redneck kind with the shaved sides and greasy tails, but the kind of cut Bean has in this film is ok. I don't even identify this cut as a mullet, because it's mostly the same length all the way around, just a little shorter around his forehead. This looks more to me like one of those shaggy '70s California rocker do's.

I don't think we'll ever get to see Little Sean, though. *sigh*