Oh no, it won't spoil anything. Like I said, the joke is just awful, and is beside the point, anyway.

OK, here it is. Be warned though - it's very offensive. Don't say I didn't warn you!


A guy wants into a talent agent's office. "I have a great stage act for you!" he tells the agent. It's a family act, me and my wife and kids and our dog, Sparky."

"OK," the agent replies. "Tell me about it."

"We open up with my wife and me onstage at the piano," the guy starts. "I'm dressed in a tux, and my wife is in a beautiful evening gown. I play a Nocturne by Chopin, and my wife sings. It's just beautiful, very classy.

"Then we both strip off our clothes and fuck on top of the piano. This usually gets a nice round of applause. Then my son and daughter come out - they're dressed up real nice, too - and my wife and I fuck both of them. Then Sparky runs out onstage, and I fuck the dog while my son buttfucks my wife. Then for a finale when we're all done, we all turn around and take a big shit right on the stage!" the guy finishes, grinning.

The agent sits there, thunderstruck. After a moment, he says, "That's a hell of an act. I don't think I've ever heard anything like that before. What do you call yourselves."

The guy smiles. "The Aristocrats!"


I told you it was lame.