Ahahahahaaahaha

[serai]

Possibly the worst movie idea this year:

A biopic on Lana Turner, starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Turner. Who's in talks to play Johnny Stompanado?


Wait for it...




Keanu Reeves.


Don't get me wrong; I like Keanu. But, dude...

*spork* *spork* *spork* (That last is me sporking out my Third Eye.)


In other news, since Monday is a holiday, I think I'm going to stay up til dawn tonight and do a Trilogy. Feelin' like it might be time to revisit my hobbit boys. *cuddles them, still giggling*

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[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Heh, that would totally work. She just doesn't have enough years on her to play the Turner of that age though. Need that world-weary air. Somehow, though, imagining a bleached blond Zeta-Jones is really straining my imagining muscles right now. But of course, not nearly as much as that Keanu Reeves thang.

A little update on "Stompanado"

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Remember this? Keanu playing Johnny with Catherine ZJ playing Lana Turner? Well, the director is gonna be...ADRIAN LYNE.

Ahahaha!! Oh man, this gets more MST3K suckalicious every time I hear about it. Now they've just got to cast Katie Holmes as Lana's daughter and it'll be complete...

Re: A little update on "Stompanado"

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait for it now ---- Hilary Duff!
(or possibly Lindsey Lohen - oh, my bad, she's busy being EW's girlfriend in that Bobby Kennedy thing - *gives loud snort*)