Oh, doh! That's from Jon Stewart, who tackled what some nitwit senator said about gay sex being a half-step away from bestiality. If I remember correctly he said, "To sum up: a man and a woman are better than one woman alone, which is better than two men together, which is equivalent to a guy fucking a box turtle!"

I'm glad you like the ficlet. To be honest, I can't imagine seeing anything else in that picture right off the bat. Sure, I know some people might get yucky ideas (at least, I know that now), but I sure didn't.