Nail, meet head

I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away.

-- Mark Haddon


( Sacre plume de ma tante, Batman! )

Quote (and crisis) courtesy of princessofg. As Daffy Duck would say, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin!"