Christ, who comes up with this ridiculous crap?

I'm posting the following only because I think it's utter tripe. Why in the world would anyone waste their time devising such a childishly self-stroking gob of nonsense?


You are the mystery woman


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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And sweet Goddess of Blood, where the hell did they come up with that picture? Woman of Mystery? PLEASE. There ain't nothin' mysterious about her. Ten dollars'll get you the answer to everything you wanna know about her. An extra five and she'll do it twice. I'm supposed to be flattered when compared to a half-naked whore?

I weep for the future if this is what women think is "mysterious" or "beautiful" these days. And then they complain about guys' attitudes.