Welllll...

Not completely outside the realm of possibility. After all, he is cute, and the accent is rather slippery-making.

What is your LOTR sexual fantasy? by en_jeudi
Name
Username
Your lover is..	Pippin
You have sex..	at the Green Dragon
Using..	whips and chains
And being observed by..	hobbits (who are too drunk to care)
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But I certainly hope too drunk to care doesn't mean too drunk to join in. Because that would just be sad...