That self-awarding meme

So I've decided to play along with rabidsamfan's Self Awarding Meme. Yes, it's a bit late, but what they hey. Since I'm never going to get a real award, might as well honor myself ;p


Leaning Tower of Pisa Award, for Best Use of Rampant Metaphor - The Branch

Lady of the Camellias Award, for Best Angsty Frodo - The Taste of Salt

Collier-McKenna Memorial Award, for Best Death Scene - At Last

Whoville Award, for Best Children's Fic - Snow

Gotcha! Award, for Best Twisty Innuendo - Ecstasy

Spade and Hoe Award, for Best Sam Voice - I'll Have No More Of It

Just Plain HOT Award, for Best Sex - Winegod

Ansel Adams Award, for Best Use of Middle-Earth - The Wind


Ah, that was nice. I'd like to thank My Muse, for making all this possible. And of course, Me, for having the good taste to vote for me.

*bows*

*rolls eyes*