For Verses Thursday

Yet more oldies-that-date-me + American Football on the brain.

Why does my brain keep making this connection lately? Elijah would probably roll his eyes at my choices, but Sean would totally get it, I think.




So Far Away
Carole King


So far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're just time away

Long ago I reached for you and there you stood
Holding you again could only do me good
How I wish I could, but you're so far away

One more song about movin' along the highway
Can't say much of anything that's new
If I could only work this life out my way
I'd rather spend it bein' close to you.

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're so far away

Travelin' around sure gets me down and lonely
Nothin' else to do but close my mind
I sure hope the road don't come to own me
There's so many dreams I've yet to find

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
And it doesn't help to know you're so far away

For those of you who haven't seen It...

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.