OMG, spam meeee!

I'm at a work assignment wherein I have nothing to do. Seriously, I'm supposed to answer the phones, just that. And the damn thing has rung maybe ten times in the last three hours.

I've visited Salon and FandomWank and the news sites. And now I'm BORED. Please spam me with SOMETHING DAMNIT. And I will give you kisses and hotsex boy pix.