Looking for a drabble

Racking my brain and my archive, I can't find this particular drabble that I'm looking for.

Frodo awakening in Minas Tirith, and is struck by how white everything is. Gandalf is beside him, and Frodo admits to putting on the ring. Gandalf responds with "I know".

Anyone remember that one? Point me to where I can find it?

Yeehaw!

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Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis!


Twenty years ago, this guy would've been singing his ditty on a street corner. Now he's got a worldwide audience! Gotta love the internet.