Alternative Tolkien - Afroman

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Watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and my Muse decided to get jiggy. So, um...what was I sayin'?



Because I Got High - Shire Joint


I was gonna weed the 'taters
Until I got high
Wasn't gonna put it off til later
But I got high
Now we're eatin' yams
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I was gonna stay in the garden
But then I got high
Thought I knew my place, beg your pardon
But then I got high
Now Mr. Frodo ain't lettin' me sleep
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I wasn't gonna spy on my master
But then I got high
Wasn't gonna listen 'cause the plan was daft
But I got high
Now I'm off to see the elves
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I wasn't gonna open my mouth
Before I got high
I was gonna let the Council play out
But then I got high
Now I'm heading south
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I wasn't gonna mess with that spider
Until I got high
I was gonna find us a way to get by her
But then I got high
Now all I got's a knife and a light bulb
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I wasn't gonna put on the Ring
But then I got high
I wasn't gonna touch that fucking thing
But then I got high
Now I gotta climb that tower
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I was gonna kill that Stinker
Before I got high
He wouldn't've bit off my master's finger
But I got high
Now Frodo's gotta use his left
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I didn't plan on getting married
Until I got high
I was gonna tell Rosie "Gee, I'm sorry,"
But then I got high
Now Frodo's off in a huff
And I know why
(Why, Sam?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high



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