Manflesh, anyone?

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Just looking through old posts, and came across this:


Duchovny and Wirth get Hot and Sweaty.





That's a picspam I posted way back in 2005. A set of screengrabs from Red Shoe Diaries, Showtime's softcore sex series. This scene was in the pilot episode, a full-length film which set up the series. Duchovny's character, Jake, goes on to be the bookend narrator for the stories that make up each episode of this anthology series. In these pics, he and the eminently Hot Billy Wirth go at each other in...well, take a look. There are details in the post after the pics.

Since there are a number of you who were not around my journal back when this was posted, I figured you might dig seeing these Slices of Yum.


Enjoy!

Alternative Tolkien - Daniel Keyes

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OK, get out your hankies for this one...



Daniel Keyes:



Flowers for Sméagol


3d progris riport

martch 5 -- Mr Gandalf and Mr Elrond say it dont matter about the writin on the ring. I tolld them i dint carv the words in it and I coudnt see anything on it. They said maybe they will still use me. I told Mr Gandalf that Bilbo never gave me tests like that only riting and reeding. He said Bilbo tolld him I was his bestist pupil in the Bagins family of retarded hobbits and I tryed the hardist becaus I reely wantd to quest I wantid it more even then hobbits who are smarter even then me.

Mr Gandalf askd me how come you want to go to Mordor all by youyrself Frodo. How did you find out about it. I said I dont remembir.




June 20 -- Perhaps I should have waited before going to see Bilbo; or not have gone to see him at all. I don't know. Nothing turns out the way I expect it to. With the clue that Bilbo had gone to Rivendell to finish his book, it was a simple matter to find him.

How could I tell him? What was I supposed to say? Here, look at me, I'm Frodo, the nephew to whom you left the One Ring? Not that I blame you for it, but here I am, all fixed up better than ever. Test me. Ask me questions. I speak twenty languages, living and dead; I'm a tactical whiz and I'm planning a stealthy invasion into Mordor that will make Middle Earth remember me long after I'm gone.

How could I tell him?

I wasn't his nephew. That was another Frodo. The Power of the Ring had changed me, and he would resent me - as some others from the Fellowship resented me - because my growth diminished him. I didn't want that.




June 29 -- Before I go back to Hobbiton I'm going to finish the projects I've started since I left the Cracks of Doom. I visited the New Age of Man Institute for Advanced Study, about the possibility of utilizing the pair-production nuclear photoeffect for exploratory work in biophysics. At first he thought I was a crackpot wizard, but after I pointed out the flaws in some of his older scrolls he asked me to come back to the Institute to discuss my ideas with his Council. I might take him up on that after I've finished my work at the lab -- if there is time. That's the problem, of course. I don't know how much time I have. A month? A year? The rest of my life? That depends on what I find out about the psycophysical side-effects of bearing the One Ring.




Nov 18 -- prof Elrond was very nice when I came back to Rivendell. Frist he was very suspicius but I told him what happened to me and then he looked very sad and put his hand on my shoulder and said Frodo you got guts.

Evrybody looked at me when I walked into the room and started working in the chamber pot sweeping it out like I used to do. I said to myself Frodo if they make fun of you dont get sore because you remember their not so smart like you once thot they were. And besides they were once your frends and if they laffed at you that dont mean anything because they liked you to.




Nov 21 -- I did a dumb thing today I forgot I wasnt in the Felloship any more like I used to be. I went in and sat down in my old seat in the circle and he lookd at me funny and he said Frodo what are you doing. So I said hello Mr. Elrond Im redy for our talk today only I lossed the ring we was using.

Mr Gandalf started to cry and run our of the group and everbody looked at me and I saw alot of them wasnt the same pepul who used to be in my Felloship.

Then all of a suddin I remembird some things about the Cracks of Dum and me getting smart and I said holy smoke I reely pulled a Frodo Bagins that time. I went away before he came back.

Thats why im going away from here for good to the Gray Havins. I dont want to do nothing like that agen. I dont want Mr Gandalf to feel sorry for me. I know evrybody feels sorry for me back in the Shire and I dont want that eather so Im going someplace where there are a lot of other litl pepul like me and nobody cared that Frodo Bagins was once a ringberer and now he cant even reed a book or rite good.

Anyway I bet im the frist dumb person in the world who did something inportent for Middle Erth. I did somthing but I dont remembir what. So I gess its like I did it for all the dumb litl pepul like me in the Shire and allover the world.

Goodby Mr Gandalf and Samwise and evrybody...

P.S. please tel Sauron not to be such a grouch when pepul take his stuff and he woud have more frends. Its easy to have frends if you let pepul share your stuff. Im going to have lots of frends where I go.

P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Smegols memoreal in the bak yard.