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Two jokes

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1

Galileo and Copernicus stumble out of a bar early one weekday morning.

Galileo says,"Oh my God, the sun's coming up."

Copernicus says, "We are so screwed".



2

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?"

Descartes answers, "I think not." And promptly disappears.