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Can you make Elmore Leonard cry?

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CBC is sponsoring a contest for writers: write an opening sentence that breaks as many of Elmore Leonard's rules for writers as possible. There are ten rules, all of them quite reasonable, which is what makes it so much fun to try and break them all.

I'm not sure, but I think I managed to hit all of them in my entry, which I am posting here for your amusement:

( Dark, weighty clouds burgeoning with cold and depressing rain... )

Heehee! I love writing these things. Nothing like an excuse to get really purple!