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dark_christian, here's an amusing way to spend your Saturday night:
Fundies Say The Damndest Things
Bizarre and outrageous quotes from the Jesus Whackateria.
*stares* The stupid...it's so sparkly. I can't look away!
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Fundies Say The Damndest Things
Bizarre and outrageous quotes from the Jesus Whackateria.
*stares* The stupid...it's so sparkly. I can't look away!
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Because, you know, Jesus said that children should suffer.
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What is WRONG with these people?! Don't they realize how harmful they are? ACK! Jesus does not love them; Jesus is ashamed of them. Things like these really make me doubt there is a God, because if there was, (s)he would stop the crazy people, wouldn't (s)he?
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My own beliefs are different from most of my family. But my sister is a Christian, and believes in the whole thing. My older brother was a Church of God minister who had to retire when his health got too bad for him to continue. My younger brother is a Church of God minister. You don't get more fundamental than that. But none of them would say such a thing to anyone. They will witness to their faith and talk to anyone who wants to talk about it, but I can't see any of them saying such a stupid, ignorant, hate-promoting thing as that.
I laugh at them, but I don't underestimate them. They'd have all of us living under their oppressive rule if they could manage it.
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Yeah, the lord save us from the fundamentalist who do all these crazy things in his name. I am convinced the way they go about matters is not what he intended at all. They are just so clueless, it's not even funny. Well, sometimes it is, but other times it's just sad, and scary.
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Pretty pathetic, when you get right down to it.
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Too bad the fundie girl didn't learn anything from it. That's the sad thing: the more these people are opposed, the more they believe their ways are right and the more fanatical they get in wanting to turn the rest.
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The Romans had great respect for religion and encouraged people to be pious. They disliked the Christians because they were uncivil, as in disruptive and disrespectful of the law and social order. (And all that torturing and death? A myth, mostly. The Romans didn't like torturing anybody. They much preferred that people behave themselves and be polite.) The Puritan sects did not leave Europe for America because of a lack of "freedom"; it was because nobody could stand their snotty scolding and nagging ways, so they kept getting run out of town wherever they went. The Muslims have historically been extremely tolerant and open as far as other people's religions go, but when the barbarian Christians (who were living in drafty stone piles and painting themselves blue when the Muslims were at the peak of philosophical and scientific culture) came over on their friggin' crusades and started slaughtering everyone, naturally they got rather resentful and fought back.
Everywhere Christians have gone, they've fucked things up for themselves and then cried "persecution!" when people have had the temerity to not like them much. Bunch of bullies, when you get down to it: happy to sneer at others and beat up anybody they think is smaller than them, but then they whine and cry when they get knocked on their asses. *eyeroll*
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But for the most part, he did teach good stuff.
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But that's just why I think he's fascinating: because he was human, just like you and me. Even though he could do some stuff, he was still a man. With my background, I've seen it from both sides: my parents aren't religious, but they always put me on Christian schools, because their friends' children went there, and the schools had good reputations. I quickly learned how hypocritical it all was, though. Like, one day a boy came up to me and hit me, and I hit him back. Guess who got detention? Me, because I should have turned the other cheek. Yeah, right! In secondary school it was even worse. You won't believe the total asswipes they had 'teaching' there, and spouting nonsense.
For a long time I didn't want anything to do with it, but then I started travelling to Greece, and I saw how important Easter was to the Greek people, and I really started to think about what Easter meant, and I got more interested in Jesus' life story. That's how I ended up being a Jesus fan. But I'm not religious. Not at all. I guess it would be impossible to explain this to a Christian, though. :)
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As for the Romans: I totally believe they were a civil people, but didn't you say at one time that there was also a lot of truth to all the horrible things we see in tv-series like 'Rome'? Or maybe that was just about the sex and the getting rid of (political or personal) rivals, but not about the way they treated the Christians?
But yeah, Christians really don't get how annoying they are, waving their bible in everyone's faces, and acting like they are right, and everyone else is going to hell. A friend of mine once encountered some Chritians who started going off about homosexuals, and how sinful they are, and my friend said: 'well, at least they don't go from door to door trying to force their ways and beliefs onto other people!' That was so brilliant!!
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Thus, the Hebrews who lived in the Empire were not impeded in any of their religious observances or beliefs. Their religion was an ancient one, and this was something the Romans understood and honored. So long as they paid their taxes and comported themselves in a seemly manner, they were free to follow their faith with no interference. It was the Jews in Palestine who were a problem, because some of them kicked hard against Roman rule. That's why the Romans began to crack down on them - not because of their faith, but because they defied the Empire.
The same went for the Christians when they eventually started spreading. The Romans were a very down-to-earth people. They expressed themselves in a very forthright, nuts-and-bolts kind of way. They weren't given to metaphor or high-flown mysticism, and preferred open, honest dealings. (I'm not talking about whackos like Caligula or Nero here, but the majority of Romans.) So when the Christians came along with their talk of abandoning family and country, of living "without male or female", of eating flesh and drinking blood, it completely upset and disgusted most upright Roman citizens. They were taken at their word, which is where the idea that Christians sacrificed babies and such came from. The Romans were simply believing what the Christians said about themselves!
But instead of realizing that they were being stubborn about using language that was getting them into trouble, they kept insisting on rebelling instead of getting along, and of course the Romans couldn't have that. But the myth of martyrdom has actually been WAY overblown over the centuries. The actual evidence shows that very few Christians were ever killed by the Romans, or even tortured in any way. Most of them gave in when asked to sacrifice to the gods, which only involved taking a pinch of incense and throwing it on the fire while saying a few words. That's really all the Romans wanted - a show of piety in order to honor their civic duty, to prove they had the interests of Rome at heart.
And yes, your friend's retort to that proselytizer was brilliant. I'll have to remember that one!
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Maybe it's because I've sort of had a Christian upbringing, with the schools I went to, but I'm interested in most of these stories about Biblical figures, like John the Baptist and King David, etc. But not from a religious viewpoint. Ancient history is interesting to me in any form.