You knew it had to happen...

[serai]

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weepingcock has turned its attention to hobbit porn.

Granted, it's hideously written junior-high hobbit porn, but nonetheless...


He had his mouth on Sam's hobbithood!


Yep, it's that kind of fic.

Look, just go. Look on it as an object lesson. Sometimes it's good to sandpaper your brain.

Comments

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Weeping cock? gags

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's a great comm. Haven't laughed so much while online in a long time. :D

[ex-rogerpit.livejournal.com]

Forget sandpaper - I need bleach after reading that.

But since we're on the subject of 'hobbithood', I might as well bring this out...*points to icon*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Cockzilla! *runs and hides*

[ex-rogerpit.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing. I found it endlessly amusing to watch the reactions when it first showed up around here. I suppose we should be glad he wasn't wearing a thong.

[ghyste.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little disappointed at the absence of my favourite euphemism: "hot hobbit sausage"

[serai1.livejournal.com]

That is choice, although the fact that it makes me think of chewing enthusiastically is a bit problematic.

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

NOOOO!!! *Runs in horror*

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. There should be punishments for that sort of writing.

[ex-lbilover.livejournal.com]

Um, that's seriously a real fic? Not a parody?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I see you haven't spent much time at ff.net.

[frodosweetstuff.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I had tons of fun reading that.

Still. I must say I find the term "hobbithood" not quite as stupid and silly as most people over there seem to do. :P