You knew it had to happen...

[serai]

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weepingcock has turned its attention to hobbit porn.

Granted, it's hideously written junior-high hobbit porn, but nonetheless...


He had his mouth on Sam's hobbithood!


Yep, it's that kind of fic.

Look, just go. Look on it as an object lesson. Sometimes it's good to sandpaper your brain.

Comments

[sizequeen.livejournal.com]

Weeping cock? gags

[ex-rogerpit.livejournal.com]

Forget sandpaper - I need bleach after reading that.

But since we're on the subject of 'hobbithood', I might as well bring this out...*points to icon*

[ghyste.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little disappointed at the absence of my favourite euphemism: "hot hobbit sausage"

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

NOOOO!!! *Runs in horror*

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. There should be punishments for that sort of writing.

[ex-lbilover.livejournal.com]

Um, that's seriously a real fic? Not a parody?

[frodosweetstuff.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I had tons of fun reading that.

Still. I must say I find the term "hobbithood" not quite as stupid and silly as most people over there seem to do. :P