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[serai]

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This is getting ridiculous.


I'm sorry, but when health "experts" start getting pissy about Santa Claus, I've just got to throw my hands in the air and give up.

What next? Like one guy in that video says, are we gonna put the Easter Bunny on a diet?

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[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

He had a broad face thin face and a little round well-toned belly,
That shook firmed up when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly washboard.

Not only does it not rhyme, but it SUCKS. Good shitting Christ.
LOVE the kid who's all dismissive, talking about "you don't see celery and carrots left out on a plate for him". LOL.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah. I loved how the kids thought the whole idea is stupid.

Saint Nick was thin, not Santa Claus. Maybe that's who they're thinking of. People like that want to remake every tradition to their own liking, so the world will run the way they think is best. Freaking busybodies.

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

In honor of our chubby pal, I'm leaving out an entire caramel-chocolate chip-butter crumb crust cheesecake, complete with a pint of Ben&Jerry's to wash it down.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna leave him a stack of Spanish Anise Cakes and a pitcher of egg nog. (Which I'm sure the Weight Nazis would just love to ban off the face of the earth.)

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

*leaves Santa some real cookies made with REAL butter*