OW. OWOWOWOWWWWW. *clutches crotch*

[serai]

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weepingcock makes me scream out loud


Ever wonder what it might be like if one guy stuck his dick INSIDE ANOTHER GUY'S DICK??? Well, here's your chance to find out!


Wait, where are you going? Come back!!

*chases you*

Comments

[samena.livejournal.com]

Ow!

At first I thought you were talking about docking, but this is much, much worse. The things people will come up with... it's scary.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I can't imagine where the hell they get these thoughts. *shudder*

Docking - okaaayyy. Boys sure do love to play with their dicks, don't they?

Tribadism - hey, did you know that bonobos do that? They're matriarchal, and whenever a new woman joins a clan, the first thing she does is greet the leader by rubbing pussies with her!

[samena.livejournal.com]

God yes, boys and their dicks... I've read through the entire list of sexual positions and I was especially amused by all the creative names people have come up with for some of them. Like: 'The Piledriver,' or: 'Tossing the Salad (I wonder where that comes from),' or: 'The Rusty Trombone.' It's hilariously funny.

Bonobos will do just about anything sexual, won't they? I knew I'd read something funny that male Bonobos do a while ago, so I looked it up, and it's hanging from a tree-limb, while 'penis fencing.' I know for sure that I've made a joke about that on LJ some time in the past. ;D

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I love that! Makes me want to put it in some comedy fic about Elrond discovering the weird ways of hobbits. Can't you just see Merry and Pippin dangling naked from a doorjamb in Rivendell?