OW. OWOWOWOWWWWW. *clutches crotch*

[serai]

.

weepingcock makes me scream out loud


Ever wonder what it might be like if one guy stuck his dick INSIDE ANOTHER GUY'S DICK??? Well, here's your chance to find out!


Wait, where are you going? Come back!!

*chases you*

Comments

[ex-rogerpit.livejournal.com]

Hmm...that's as bad as the story about Lapavorin - the drug that gives you the ability to come backwards (ie ejaculate in reverse).

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's actually a time-honored Tantric technique. They taught it as a way of energizing the chakras (as well as birth control, of course). The idea was that you'd meditate yourself into a boner, then use the focused state of mind while you're having hot Tantric sex to pull the come back up into your body, up the chakra ladder and...explode, I'd imagine.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Omg.

Do you think the author would mind some err, negative feedbacks?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

Hey, give it a go! I'm sure you wouldn't be the first to, um, express your reservations.

[samena.livejournal.com]

Ow!

At first I thought you were talking about docking, but this is much, much worse. The things people will come up with... it's scary.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I can't imagine where the hell they get these thoughts. *shudder*

Docking - okaaayyy. Boys sure do love to play with their dicks, don't they?

Tribadism - hey, did you know that bonobos do that? They're matriarchal, and whenever a new woman joins a clan, the first thing she does is greet the leader by rubbing pussies with her!

[samena.livejournal.com]

God yes, boys and their dicks... I've read through the entire list of sexual positions and I was especially amused by all the creative names people have come up with for some of them. Like: 'The Piledriver,' or: 'Tossing the Salad (I wonder where that comes from),' or: 'The Rusty Trombone.' It's hilariously funny.

Bonobos will do just about anything sexual, won't they? I knew I'd read something funny that male Bonobos do a while ago, so I looked it up, and it's hanging from a tree-limb, while 'penis fencing.' I know for sure that I've made a joke about that on LJ some time in the past. ;D

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I love that! Makes me want to put it in some comedy fic about Elrond discovering the weird ways of hobbits. Can't you just see Merry and Pippin dangling naked from a doorjamb in Rivendell?

[estelanui.livejournal.com]

@_@ !?!?

I read this as first post of the day. Interesting question, maybe in this TV sketch here there is an answer. The sketch title is "le pene del pene" (the pain of the penis).
sorry it'is in Italian

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

When I followed deleterius more avidly, I once read a rape!fic someone posted about where the rapist was f&%king her clitoris.

AH, the mem'ries!

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

I've heard of a practice called "sounding" in bdsm in which a very small rod is inserted into the urethra, but it's a HELLA smaller than even a single finger and yes, horribly painful.

If I may say so, it sounds like there's some serious displacement going on here; this chick needs to get some penetrative sex herself/just go ahead and write het fic as she obviously is really searching for some way to give a man a vagina other than the "backdoor."

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I believe we can lay most of the bizarre unrealistic crap we read in these fics to kiddies who've never actually had sex. *eyeroll*

[myladylyssa.livejournal.com]

Wow, that seriously maimed my imagination. Though, I couldn't resist reading, I must add. :)

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Gotta love weepingcock. They find all the good trainwreck fics.

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Owowowowowoowoowowowowooooo0oooooooooo990909! *runs and hides*

[blackbird-song.livejournal.com]

That post has given my urethra cramps. I think I'll save telling my husband about this until I really want to make him suffer. ;)

Catherine

P.S.:

OW!

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Heehee! You are evil, lady.