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serai ([personal profile] serai) wrote2006-03-08 12:53 pm
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My new favorite word

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Lesbionic


Isn't that great? The word's practically a plotbunny. For this evocative new appellation, we can thank good ol' Bo Dietl, security expert and occasional consultant on The Daily Show, a man with the singular attribute of not being able to explain a concept without using the word "fuck". (Honestly. He actually tried on camera and couldn't do it.) His description to Correspondent Mark Bakkedahl of what would happen in Shakopee, MN, if a fence isn't built around their women's prison is sheer poetry. Check it out:


BD: You could be dildo-ized! Just think about that. Raving lesbionics. There could be a lotta lesbionics there; we don't know. And whattaya gonna do when eighty lesbionics try to run out of the prison? With no fences?

MB: So we've got hundreds of lesbionic dildo-wielding rapists...

BD: As in a lesbionic break.



And why would the mayor of the town expose his people to such dangers?


DB: We don't know if Mayor Schmidt has a dildo fetish. We don't know if he likes dildos. We don't know if he likes lesbionics either. But it makes you think a little bit - There could have been a little motive that - a little motive behind this. No?


Is that not amazing? You can't make shit like that up.

[identity profile] westmoon.livejournal.com 2006-03-08 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I could NOT stop laughing during that segment. My daughter was on the computer and kept coming over to ask "Is he saying what I think he's saying????!!!"

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-03-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that guy. The segment where he gave his opinion on department-store Santa Clauses was pure gold. Only in America could a guy be the head of a major security corporation and a raving loon at the same time.

The guys at the Daily Show have a talent for digging these characters up.
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[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-03-09 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Or does it just mean that the next time I try to leap a tall building in a single bound that I'll probably make it.

I'm surprised at you, Cat. You ought to know that nobody makes it the first time.

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[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-03-09 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
*grin* Just call me Cypher.