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My new favorite word
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Lesbionic
Isn't that great? The word's practically a plotbunny. For this evocative new appellation, we can thank good ol' Bo Dietl, security expert and occasional consultant on The Daily Show, a man with the singular attribute of not being able to explain a concept without using the word "fuck". (Honestly. He actually tried on camera and couldn't do it.) His description to Correspondent Mark Bakkedahl of what would happen in Shakopee, MN, if a fence isn't built around their women's prison is sheer poetry. Check it out:
BD: You could be dildo-ized! Just think about that. Raving lesbionics. There could be a lotta lesbionics there; we don't know. And whattaya gonna do when eighty lesbionics try to run out of the prison? With no fences?
MB: So we've got hundreds of lesbionic dildo-wielding rapists...
BD: As in a lesbionic break.
And why would the mayor of the town expose his people to such dangers?
DB: We don't know if Mayor Schmidt has a dildo fetish. We don't know if he likes dildos. We don't know if he likes lesbionics either. But it makes you think a little bit - There could have been a little motive that - a little motive behind this. No?
Is that not amazing? You can't make shit like that up.
Lesbionic
Isn't that great? The word's practically a plotbunny. For this evocative new appellation, we can thank good ol' Bo Dietl, security expert and occasional consultant on The Daily Show, a man with the singular attribute of not being able to explain a concept without using the word "fuck". (Honestly. He actually tried on camera and couldn't do it.) His description to Correspondent Mark Bakkedahl of what would happen in Shakopee, MN, if a fence isn't built around their women's prison is sheer poetry. Check it out:
BD: You could be dildo-ized! Just think about that. Raving lesbionics. There could be a lotta lesbionics there; we don't know. And whattaya gonna do when eighty lesbionics try to run out of the prison? With no fences?
MB: So we've got hundreds of lesbionic dildo-wielding rapists...
BD: As in a lesbionic break.
And why would the mayor of the town expose his people to such dangers?
DB: We don't know if Mayor Schmidt has a dildo fetish. We don't know if he likes dildos. We don't know if he likes lesbionics either. But it makes you think a little bit - There could have been a little motive that - a little motive behind this. No?
Is that not amazing? You can't make shit like that up.
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I'm surprised at you, Cat. You ought to know that nobody makes it the first time.
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