serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (FrodoBitchPlease)
serai ([personal profile] serai) wrote2006-04-04 01:16 am

Remember that sweet little "Secret Lovers" LOTR ad?

Well, guess what...


Yes, Virginia, there is Wank!


LOTR wank! It's been so long...it makes me nostalgic. *wipes away a happy tear*

[identity profile] starlit-woods.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah somehow I could live with less of it.

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. You're lucky you weren't around for all the REALLY batshit insane stuff that was going on around 2002 and 2003. It was like a bloody carnival compared to this little wankito.

[identity profile] danachan.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it really has been too long.

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hasn't it? I think of the really involved, crazy-ass wanking this fandom used to do...this little wank is kinda sad when you stack it up next to MsA or Crystalwank. But we'll take what we can get, eh?

[identity profile] aina-baggins.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
*SNORT* *wipes tear* omg, that was a great laugh. I finally downloaded the clip, and was disappointed by how unfunny it was, after all the hype I'd heard . But this totally made up for it :D

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I love that ad. It's delicious. (The one about how it sucks to be Frodo is just as good, too.)

[identity profile] kookaburra1701.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I also love the Gollum "You'd have issues too" ad. And yeah, nothing will ever stack up to Crystalwank. But we will alwys have the memory of the littlest armadillo!

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Gollum! I always felt kinda sorry for him, and the "schizo" scene in 2T still makes me tear up. :(

[identity profile] westmoon.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm truly madly deeply in love with all the ads.

Oh, the wank. :)

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for slashy elbow-nudging! Could you imagine that ad being produced ten years ago? We've come a long way when such things can be joked about in an affectionate manner, instead of a mean one.

[identity profile] samena.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh... Thank you so much for this link! I really needed a good laugh.

To the ranting people I say: bitch, please! There was Frodo/Sam slash before anyone had even heard of Brokeback Mountain. These people are clearly clueless. And Alexander the Great was NOT gay? *snorts* He practically invented it! And they're calling us an "ignorant piece of garabage"?? I'm quaking in my boots. And don't get me started on Tom Cruise. :D

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious, isn't it? I'll bet that idiot would get all incensed if someone called him ignorant or uneducated. You know, it's loud-mouthed morons like this that give people the impression that all LOTR fans are unwashed fanboys, while us slasher girls quietly go about our business, shoving the characters into bed with each other. And drooling over their yummy man-bits, of course. ;p~~~

[identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
As a latecomer (no pun intended) I missed most of the wanks and the tinhat stuff that went on, so this was rather new to me, and I read it with rapidly waning interest. It's funny for a little while. Then it's tiresome. I'm old, and I've heard all this shit before, at different times in my life.

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The ignorance and bloodymindedness of humans never fails to amuse me. I do have moods when I don't feel like dealing with it, but most of the time it's like watching monkeys throw shit at each other - endlessly fascinating in a There but for the grace of the gods go I kinda way.

[identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
most of the time it's like watching monkeys throw shit at each other

NOw that's funny, and so very true.