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Hey, everybody! Having a boring evening? Well, never fear, for I come bearing the gift of:


STAR TREK WANK!

Cue theme music: tata TA TA TA TA TAAA tata TATA...


"Old-timer" gets all huffy at newbie ST fans. (Though how she can claim old-timer status when she' only 27 fucking years old herself, I don't know.) Shakes her entitlement cane at the kids who want to write Spock/Uhura, and despite making several PRONOUNCEMENTS about what is and isn't "cannon", goes on to claim that she and her fellow fans are "not like the Harry Potter fandom".

Oh yeah? You sure about that, Sparky?


It's delicious fun. Do go and giggle. *is happy*


Oh, one other thing - do NOT miss either of these two links:

Star Trek Kink Crackfic Post - I think the one where Spock learns to use Kirk's blue (!) dildo has me a bit hypnotized

And somewhere in the comments to that post: Vulcan pickup lines - OMFG, I think I just pulled a muscle laughing.

Lemme try... Lieutenant, it is my observation that your appearance is especially well-maintained this evening.

What fun!

What do you do when someone starts insinuating that you're a criminal just because you don't agree with her? I mean, honestly.

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Batshittus Insanicus in its natural habitat

It's so sparkly...*stares*...I can't look away...