OMFG

[serai]

ARGH ARGHGHGHGH

Why am I writhing? Why, you ask? I'll TELL you why.

It appears that there is actually such a thing as...

Bill/Ted slash

NO. Oh dear Goddess. NONONONO

My BRAIN is melting...aiiiieeeeee...

Comments

[ladysunrope.livejournal.com]

I had pretty much the same reaction when I found out that there was fanfiction for My Little Pony. I didn't even explore to see if there was stallion/stallion action! *thwaps self for the very thought* ;)

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Heheh. I'll go you one even better. Yesterday I found out there is TETRIS porn.

I commented that I couldn't figure out how that was possible. Then I was pointed to THIS.

You know, I don't usually pause during a game involving yellow and red blocks and think, "Gotta get me summa that!"

Still though, it doesn't freak me out the way the Bill/Ted thing does.

[gloryunderhill.livejournal.com]

"Gotta get me summa that!"

I'll never be able to play Tetris again! Whoda thunk it?

[samena.livejournal.com]

Oh well, if there's Ernie/Bert slash... ;P

But yeah, I must say Bill/Ted slash makes me feel a bit unwell, too.

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

Ernie/Bert?? My Little Pony slash????

*barfs in the corner*

[blackbird-song.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Bert'n'Ernie are canon!

As for My Little Pony, I can point you at a very sweet (and non-explicit) Shadowfax/Bill the Pony story on Library of Moria...

*hides*

Catherine

[serai1.livejournal.com]

HEY! None of that coy bait-and-hide here. Give it up, girl!

[blackbird-song.livejournal.com]

As you wish:

Beware the Insanity (Yes, that really is the name of the fic.)

And just for good (or really, really bad but well-written) measure, here's one slashing Bill the Pony and Treebeard: http://www.libraryofmoria.com/treebeardbill/provingazzywrong.txt

*waves to you from Special Place in Hell*

Catherine

[blackbird-song.livejournal.com]

Bill/Ted??

No/Thanks.

Catherine

[gloryunderhill.livejournal.com]

I have read all the above comments and have laughed myself silly. But I'm too scared to do any googling or click any links...Bill & Ted was a scary enough thought.