Hollywood meets Hobbiton

My excellent good friend Cat and I were chatting today, and we were wondering what LOTR would be like if the cast were all Hollywood A-List performers. Perhaps a concept others have tackled before, but we had fun with it.

So here's our cast listing for the epic three-part Lord of the Rings, as packaged by CAA and William Morris...

( Lord of the Rings - The Cast From Hell )

Edited to reflect some terribly clever suggestions by readers. Thanks!