Ahahahahaaahaha

Possibly the worst movie idea this year:

A biopic on Lana Turner, starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Turner. Who's in talks to play Johnny Stompanado?


Wait for it...




Keanu Reeves.


Don't get me wrong; I like Keanu. But, dude...

*spork* *spork* *spork* (That last is me sporking out my Third Eye.)


In other news, since Monday is a holiday, I think I'm going to stay up til dawn tonight and do a Trilogy. Feelin' like it might be time to revisit my hobbit boys. *cuddles them, still giggling*