Ahahahahaaahaha

[serai]

Possibly the worst movie idea this year:

A biopic on Lana Turner, starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Turner. Who's in talks to play Johnny Stompanado?


Wait for it...




Keanu Reeves.


Don't get me wrong; I like Keanu. But, dude...

*spork* *spork* *spork* (That last is me sporking out my Third Eye.)


In other news, since Monday is a holiday, I think I'm going to stay up til dawn tonight and do a Trilogy. Feelin' like it might be time to revisit my hobbit boys. *cuddles them, still giggling*

Comments

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Why do another biopic about Lana Turner? They already did one and it stunk to high heaven, and I can't imagine even C Z-J could make one that's any better. Even with Keanu playing Johnny.

I just finished watching RotK, and now I'm going to watch the extras. "Cameras in Middle Earth." Beats any movie coming out of Hollywood these days.

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Um, no.

But who's gonna be the daughter?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard. Probaly someone like Scarlett Johanssen. Although why she isn't playing Turner, I don't know.

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Heh, that would totally work. She just doesn't have enough years on her to play the Turner of that age though. Need that world-weary air. Somehow, though, imagining a bleached blond Zeta-Jones is really straining my imagining muscles right now. But of course, not nearly as much as that Keanu Reeves thang.

A little update on "Stompanado"

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Remember this? Keanu playing Johnny with Catherine ZJ playing Lana Turner? Well, the director is gonna be...ADRIAN LYNE.

Ahahaha!! Oh man, this gets more MST3K suckalicious every time I hear about it. Now they've just got to cast Katie Holmes as Lana's daughter and it'll be complete...

Re: A little update on "Stompanado"

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, wait for it now ---- Hilary Duff!
(or possibly Lindsey Lohen - oh, my bad, she's busy being EW's girlfriend in that Bobby Kennedy thing - *gives loud snort*)

[budgielover.livejournal.com]

Speaking from experience, I know that nothing makes you feel better than spending a night with boys...

(And Keanu was pretty cool in "Constantine." I think he added a new expression to his resume ... he's up to - what, five now? *giggle*)

[serai1.livejournal.com]

*giggle* That makes two more than Orlando. But then again, he's been at it longer. ;)