So THAT explains it...

OK, for the last ten minutes I've been trying to work out a way to present this clip that would induce you to watch it because, believe me, it's brilliant. Would mentioning that it stars Tom Noonan do the trick? (He's so utterly wonderful, that guy.) How about the fact that it's based on a story by Terry Bisson? I can't tell you what it's about because that would totally spoil it.

*sigh*

I guess you'll just have to trust me...

They are made out of meat.


Click. Watch. Now.

You'll thank me. Really.


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Yay!

To be honest, I'm surprised there was an answer that fits me so closely.



Congratulations! You are Katherine Parr.

Katherine Parr spent nearly her whole life married to crotchety old men: Henry was the THIRD old fart she was forced to marry. Is it any wonder she turned to books and religion to occupy her time?

Katherine wasn't just smart, she was a tiny bit uppity, too: she almost got herself thrown in jail for arguing with His Royal Fatness about some theological issues. After Henry croaked, Katherine dropped the prim and proper act and married Thomas Seymour, a handsome, dashing pirate kind of guy who was also as dumb as a post.

Which goes to show you that even bookworms know how to get it on.






Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury