To all my lovely hobbit friends...

...I must pray your patience for a while. I have been rather swept off my feet by this alien Paragon of Virtue, who as well as being Stong, Kind and Honest, is the most Fuckably Droolworthy thing I've seen in many a day. (And the actor playing him ain't chopped liver, either!)

( If you doubt my judgment, lookee here... )

See what I mean? Now how am I, hot-blooded Spaniard that I am, supposed to stand up to that? A magnificent beast like that running around puts juice in a woman's cauldron!

( The upshot of all this, as I see it... )

*hugs to all* :)