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Friday, June 28th, 2013
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Friday, June 28th, 2013 08:57 pmA Roman Centurion walks into a bar. Says, "I'll have a Martinum, please"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
"Look,", the Centurion replies, "If I'd wanted a freakin' double I'd have asked for one!"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
"Look,", the Centurion replies, "If I'd wanted a freakin' double I'd have asked for one!"