Okay, you can blame
undone27 for this one. It's those damn SpanglyLij pics!
Title: Winegod
Rating: NC17 - not slash, but feel free to be the target, here.
Disclaimer: True? Oh, don't I fucking WISH!
Mardi Gras is fun. LOTS of fun.

UHHN,
I grunt as he shoves me against the wall. Damn, boy, watch it! But his mouth stops mine, and the words are just a thick bubble of air trapped between our tongues. His mouth doesn't look very big, but his lips stretch to cover mine and he's suddenly a lot stronger than I thought. Teeth cutting and catching at my lips, and the wet of his tongue is slick and hot. He breaks the kiss and licks my cheek, working down to suck my jaw, marking my neck with bright little bites.
"Hey, slow down there," I gasp as his hands run down to my legs.
"Fuck that," he pants, sweating as he shoves up against me. I can feel his hard-on through the costume. The material crackles when I grab a fistful of it, and then we're yanking at each other's skirts, pulling tights down to grab hot flesh with crazed fingers. I grasp, he plunges, and we yell into each other's mouths, laugh, bite, curse. He's hot and fast, and I fist my other hand into his soft kitten hair. Growling, he reaches down and hooks my knee onto his hip.
"Oh shit," I gasp, "You wanna do it right here?!" I can't believe this guy.
"Fuck yeah," he laughs, and slides his fingers in quick, spreads the wet and makes me yelp with his fingertips at just…the right…spot.
"Someone's gonna come in, y'know." The door's not six inches to the left of me, and I flash on the headlines if we get caught. It's too funny. "What if we…aaahhh!" I'm cut off by his sudden thrust, right up to the hilt in one long go. Oh YEAH, baby! Shy? Who the fuck ever said this one was shy?
He groans as he starts thrusting, sharp sounds that cut into me with velvet edges. His rhythm builds quickly, and within a minute, he's pounding hard. "You…were saying?" he laughs, his words short and breathless.
I can't answer, the beer buzzing in my brain and the taste of his sweat and spit like a drug in my mouth. The very speed of it all shoves me up towards the edge, and I reel at how strong he is, how fucking hot. Pulling on his hair, I wanna look at him while I'm coming. He grins as he watches me go, pants, "Yeah, yeah, that's it, oh fucking yeah!" Then he crushes his mouth back on mine and eats my scream like a cat killing a mouse.
His arms take my weight when I slump, and he angles his hips down to push me back up the wall. Wrapping my legs around his waist, he doubles up his speed, his grunts go lower and take on a thick, deadly sound. His tongue plunges back into my mouth, and I clutch at his shoulders, pound his back, grab his hot little ass and dig my nails in. "Do it, come on, fuck me baby, fuck me Lij," I chant, as he crests. One last hard slam, then he freezes and shakes, a long low moan turning into a rrrroooooaaaawwwwrrr as he finally comes, his eyes jammed shut and his brow furrowed, no hobbit this but a fucking man getting his rocks off. Yeah, yeah, you're so…yeah
There's some long seconds of buzzing void, nothing but heat and a salty fog, hot breath puffing against slack lips, and his cock going slack and sliding out of me. He lets go of my legs, and I slide back against the wall. At least he has the presence of mind to steady me so I don't fall over, but he's still not really conscious for a few seconds. His kiss is full of panting, and a tongue that's sleepy-sated and tastes of beer and cigarettes. Those clove things, gods, how can he smoke those? But they give him a tang that for a moment makes me want to fuck him all over again.
When a few minutes have gone by, he opens his eyes and smiles at me. Without a word, we do up each other's clothes, kissing a little but not much. I wipe the sweat from his neck and he runs a hair through my hair.
"You better get out there, you got people waiting," I murmur. He laughs.
"Yeah." Kisses me again, then again. "Damn," he murmurs, tonguing my lips.
"Later, babe," I whisper, licking him back. He pushes against me, one last flick of his tongue, "Later." Then he's gone out the door, in a flash of sparkling white and gold, blue eyes hot with sated, drunken glee.
Title: Winegod
Rating: NC17 - not slash, but feel free to be the target, here.
Disclaimer: True? Oh, don't I fucking WISH!
Mardi Gras is fun. LOTS of fun.

UHHN,
I grunt as he shoves me against the wall. Damn, boy, watch it! But his mouth stops mine, and the words are just a thick bubble of air trapped between our tongues. His mouth doesn't look very big, but his lips stretch to cover mine and he's suddenly a lot stronger than I thought. Teeth cutting and catching at my lips, and the wet of his tongue is slick and hot. He breaks the kiss and licks my cheek, working down to suck my jaw, marking my neck with bright little bites.
"Hey, slow down there," I gasp as his hands run down to my legs.
"Fuck that," he pants, sweating as he shoves up against me. I can feel his hard-on through the costume. The material crackles when I grab a fistful of it, and then we're yanking at each other's skirts, pulling tights down to grab hot flesh with crazed fingers. I grasp, he plunges, and we yell into each other's mouths, laugh, bite, curse. He's hot and fast, and I fist my other hand into his soft kitten hair. Growling, he reaches down and hooks my knee onto his hip.
"Oh shit," I gasp, "You wanna do it right here?!" I can't believe this guy.
"Fuck yeah," he laughs, and slides his fingers in quick, spreads the wet and makes me yelp with his fingertips at just…the right…spot.
"Someone's gonna come in, y'know." The door's not six inches to the left of me, and I flash on the headlines if we get caught. It's too funny. "What if we…aaahhh!" I'm cut off by his sudden thrust, right up to the hilt in one long go. Oh YEAH, baby! Shy? Who the fuck ever said this one was shy?
He groans as he starts thrusting, sharp sounds that cut into me with velvet edges. His rhythm builds quickly, and within a minute, he's pounding hard. "You…were saying?" he laughs, his words short and breathless.
I can't answer, the beer buzzing in my brain and the taste of his sweat and spit like a drug in my mouth. The very speed of it all shoves me up towards the edge, and I reel at how strong he is, how fucking hot. Pulling on his hair, I wanna look at him while I'm coming. He grins as he watches me go, pants, "Yeah, yeah, that's it, oh fucking yeah!" Then he crushes his mouth back on mine and eats my scream like a cat killing a mouse.
His arms take my weight when I slump, and he angles his hips down to push me back up the wall. Wrapping my legs around his waist, he doubles up his speed, his grunts go lower and take on a thick, deadly sound. His tongue plunges back into my mouth, and I clutch at his shoulders, pound his back, grab his hot little ass and dig my nails in. "Do it, come on, fuck me baby, fuck me Lij," I chant, as he crests. One last hard slam, then he freezes and shakes, a long low moan turning into a rrrroooooaaaawwwwrrr as he finally comes, his eyes jammed shut and his brow furrowed, no hobbit this but a fucking man getting his rocks off. Yeah, yeah, you're so…yeah
There's some long seconds of buzzing void, nothing but heat and a salty fog, hot breath puffing against slack lips, and his cock going slack and sliding out of me. He lets go of my legs, and I slide back against the wall. At least he has the presence of mind to steady me so I don't fall over, but he's still not really conscious for a few seconds. His kiss is full of panting, and a tongue that's sleepy-sated and tastes of beer and cigarettes. Those clove things, gods, how can he smoke those? But they give him a tang that for a moment makes me want to fuck him all over again.
When a few minutes have gone by, he opens his eyes and smiles at me. Without a word, we do up each other's clothes, kissing a little but not much. I wipe the sweat from his neck and he runs a hair through my hair.
"You better get out there, you got people waiting," I murmur. He laughs.
"Yeah." Kisses me again, then again. "Damn," he murmurs, tonguing my lips.
"Later, babe," I whisper, licking him back. He pushes against me, one last flick of his tongue, "Later." Then he's gone out the door, in a flash of sparkling white and gold, blue eyes hot with sated, drunken glee.
Re: Throw me something, mister!
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 07:27 pm (UTC)Hey, are you around right now? Goldie and Frodo-esque and I are chatting. Care to join in?
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Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)And, like. Oh yeah. Love that last line.
Thanks!
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC)*picks up pieces*
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 09:07 pm (UTC)Glad you liked this bit of hotsilly, hon. He just kinda whacked me in the...head, there. ;)
bows to Serai
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)took me an hour to come up with a coherent thought after reading that!!
all I can say is you have just marked a new standard for hottness m'dear!!
throws rose petals at Serai's feet .. you are my queen!!!
*holds arms up in air*
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 09:06 pm (UTC)My thank go out to whoever dressed Elijah in that sexy, ridiculous costume. Got me so hot you could fry an egg on my ass. Woohoo!
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Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 10:07 pm (UTC)Heehee!
Date: Monday, February 23rd, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC)*evil chortle*
You get a gold star for that one Sweetheart
Heehee! Welcome to my LJ!
Date: Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 12:41 am (UTC)Oh, My, Yum.
Date: Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC)Thanks for such great fun. YUM.
Celandine Goodbody
Re: Oh, My, Yum.
Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 12:42 am (UTC)Glad you liked the fic. Yep, feeling in pretty good form this week. The party madness coming up, and these un-fucking-believable pics of drunksexy Elijah...a combo to inspire!
no subject
Date: Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 12:43 am (UTC)Thank you, thank you. I'll be playing the Forum next week. Get your tix now!
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Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)Ahem. Well. That was something. Not subtle at all, thank the Goddess. :D
Anonymous in Michigan
Signed
Longtime EW fan from Detroit
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Uhng, I knew there was a reason why I love a well written Mary-Sue (and they're hard to come by, because most of the good writers refuse to write them; so also thumbs up for you writing it and putting it up!): that was definitely me being fucked up against the wall by Elijah.
Oo! Glad you liked it!!
Date: Tuesday, May 4th, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC)It's true a writer should write first and foremost to please herself, but when it comes to porn, I gotta think about the reader, too. Let's face it, if I wanted to be self-indulgent, why would I bother writing and posting? Much less trouble to just jerk off in private, and save myself all the bother of constructing a proper sentence. ;)
Re: Oo! Glad you liked it!!
Date: Thursday, July 8th, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)Re: Oo! Glad you liked it!!
Date: Thursday, July 8th, 2004 01:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Thursday, July 8th, 2004 07:40 pm (UTC)Hot sated Lij. Wow. Who knew he was such an animal!
Came here via dutch_eowyn's journal.
That was one great ride.
Date: Friday, January 7th, 2005 04:36 am (UTC)This calls for my Saint Bacchus icon. Or my Mary Sue Lives icon, except I don't have one of those.
Re: That was one great ride.
Date: Friday, January 7th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)