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[serai]

A Roman Centurion walks into a bar. Says, "I'll have a Martinum, please"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
"Look,", the Centurion replies, "If I'd wanted a freakin' double I'd have asked for one!"

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[samena.livejournal.com]

*lol* Very funny. Thanks for the laugh! BTW, with his temper, he'd *better* have a double. ;p

[serai1.livejournal.com]

The next day, Caesar walks into a bar and orders a martini so the bartender asks how many. Caesar holds up two fingers and says "five"

[samena.livejournal.com]

*lmao* But are they singles or doubles? ;)