It just fucking kills me that those two came so close to being in a film together. The thought of watching Keanu stick his fingers in Elijah's mouth - GUH.
Well, I for one intend to scrutinize screencaps for photomanip material.
Yeah, I remember some people said they were going to write Elijah/Keanu anyway, but I don't think it ever happened. It could still be written, of course. They're bound to have met some time. It's a lovely pairing... :)
I figure the movie could still give us material. How hard can it be to recast in one's mind? And yes, lovely pairing. I'm still hoping the Muse will click me into the next part of Reunion, because I'm dying to write it.
Thumbsucker. Elijah was up for the part of the kid who sucks his thumb, gets cured by Keanu (playing a hippie dentist), and goes on a sort of odyssey trying to find a replacement for the thumb.
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Date: Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 08:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)Yeah. Elijah couldn't possibly play a convincing teenager. Uh huh.
How old was Keanu the last time he played one? 26?
Please.
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Date: Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC)I mean if we can believe he's a 51 y.o. hobbit, he could pass for a teen.
Maybe not now, but when this movie was filming...yeah, just SUCK Elijah.
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Date: Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 08:52 am (UTC)Well, I for one intend to scrutinize screencaps for photomanip material.
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Date: Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC)Goddammit.
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Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)please forgive me oh wise one
Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 01:04 am (UTC)Re: please forgive me oh wise one
Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)Heh. See what I mean about slash potential?
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Date: Wednesday, January 26th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)