Oh no you DIN'T

[serai]

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On contemplating Laudito Si, Pope Frank's new encyclical concerning climate change and environmentalism:


I have this great little fantasy...

Up in heaven, the god of Christianity sits on his throne, his son beside him, both of them frowning thunderously at the rich asshole standing before them. YOU FUCKED UP MY PLANET, yells god. I GAVE YOU THIS AMAZING THING, TOLD YOU TO TAKE CARE OF IT, AND YOU FUCKED IT UP. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TOOK TO MAKE THAT THING? HOW MUCH TIME AND SKILL? BILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS, IT TOOK ME. AND YOU SHIT ON IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THAT?

The angel guards drag the arrogant shithead blustering his excuses away to the Hell Chute, while Jesus yells ASSHOLE at him.

And this repeats for Every. Single. One. of the fuckwit cretins denying that the planet is dying, and refusing to do anything about its condition.

And not just in the Christian heaven. Every god in every afterlife yelling the same thing at whichever of their acolytes displayed this selfish, cretinous behavior. An entire chorus of enraged gods pounding idiots into the dust for deciding that their convenience is more important than the orders to the contrary given to them by the gods they pretend to worship.

'Tis a futile little fantasy, but mine own.

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[biting-moopie.livejournal.com]

I am very much okay with this and hope I'll be allowed to help.