For those of you who haven't seen It...

[serai]

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.

Comments

[slipperieslope.livejournal.com]

I miss the shorty short basketball uniforms of my youth. Those made sitting through even the JV games worthwhile.

*sigh*

Oh ohoh!

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed! I use to love watching basketball for exactly that reason. All those sweaty hot young things showing off their asses in tight satin. Now all we get is those FUGLY huge things that look like schoolboy short pants. FEH.

*weeps sad deprived tears*