For those of you who haven't seen It...

[serai]

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.

Comments

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Have you been reading mariole's latest? I'm with you and Lobelia! *polishes glasses before looking to see if view has improved*

[wyna-hiros.livejournal.com]

Hey, join a swim team. Because then you see plenty of guys in speedos. ;D *remembers ogling some of the butterflyers at her school*

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Miss Serai, for the link. My oh my. Cuddly. And other things.

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I maintain that female teenagers these days are truly deprived. Because, back in the day, they all wore those lovely tight jeans, and yes, fore and aft, we could bask in the loveliness of it all.

These baggy jeans? Tisk, tisk. You have no idea what you are missing, my dearies.

*pervs like only an old lady can perv*

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

Sadly, you only seem to get the specimens who SHOULDN'T indulge in Speedos wearing them these days...sigh....

[slipperieslope.livejournal.com]

I miss the shorty short basketball uniforms of my youth. Those made sitting through even the JV games worthwhile.

*sigh*