For those of you who haven't seen It...

[serai]

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.

Comments

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Have you been reading mariole's latest? I'm with you and Lobelia! *polishes glasses before looking to see if view has improved*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I've dipped into it a bit, but haven't been following it. I think I'll pick it up again, now that it's topical!

[wyna-hiros.livejournal.com]

Hey, join a swim team. Because then you see plenty of guys in speedos. ;D *remembers ogling some of the butterflyers at her school*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

True! It's pretty much the only place where you see guys showing off the family jewels anymore. Hell, I stopped being interested in basketball when the players switched to those fucking ugly huge baggy shorts. No ass-oggling? No thanks. ;)

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Miss Serai, for the link. My oh my. Cuddly. And other things.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Is he not a teddy bear? I know he stresses about it, but I just love seeing Sean all round and hobbity like that. He looks like a big dish of comfort food, like mashed potatoes slathered with butter. Yumyumyumyum. With a BIG spoon, LOL!!

[elderberrywine.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I maintain that female teenagers these days are truly deprived. Because, back in the day, they all wore those lovely tight jeans, and yes, fore and aft, we could bask in the loveliness of it all.

These baggy jeans? Tisk, tisk. You have no idea what you are missing, my dearies.

*pervs like only an old lady can perv*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Thatsh right, ma! I remember sittin' on the beach an' watching all them young lovelies go by. And the jeans!! Oh my yes. Tight denim encasing all those luscious fruit salads. Made you wanna take a big bite! Heh.

*shakes her cane at all the young prudes these days* Disgraceful!

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

Sadly, you only seem to get the specimens who SHOULDN'T indulge in Speedos wearing them these days...sigh....

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Ain't it sad? Makes me pine for the 70's, when men worked hard at being attractive and were PROUD of the results, and happy to show 'em off. Jeez, guys act like shrinking virgins when it comes to clothes these days. But they still expect US to let them ogle our every inch. *hmph*

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

From my point of view, we women appear to have aged better than our male counterparts. That's why I, a woman in my 40s, is much more interested in looking at men in their 20s!

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! I get so annoyed when women of my mom's generation look down on me or disapprove of my liking Elijah and other such hotties. Excuse me for not wanting to settle for some wrinkled ol' coot!

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

The part that's funny is that when I was in my 20s, I was interested in men in their 40s. Now that I'm that age, it's totally flipped, partly because if I were to be focusing on older men now, they'd be in their 60s, and let me say...ewwwwww. The only man in his 60s that's of any particular interest is Harrison Ford, and there aren't many that look like him wandering around.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Well, I happen to like cooking from scratch, when I feel like doing it. It's way fun. (Emeril fan talking here - can you tell?)

But yeah! Boxer shorts are incredibly sexist, and I'm amazed that so many who consider themselves so liberated and egalitarian seem to think it's perfectly alright for women to go around exposing themselves constantly, but men should hide all the naughty bits. Fuck THAT. If we gotta show ours, they should have to show theirs. That's real equality, if you ask me!

[slipperieslope.livejournal.com]

I miss the shorty short basketball uniforms of my youth. Those made sitting through even the JV games worthwhile.

*sigh*

Oh ohoh!

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed! I use to love watching basketball for exactly that reason. All those sweaty hot young things showing off their asses in tight satin. Now all we get is those FUGLY huge things that look like schoolboy short pants. FEH.

*weeps sad deprived tears*