For those of you who haven't seen It...

[serai]

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.

Comments

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

From my point of view, we women appear to have aged better than our male counterparts. That's why I, a woman in my 40s, is much more interested in looking at men in their 20s!

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! I get so annoyed when women of my mom's generation look down on me or disapprove of my liking Elijah and other such hotties. Excuse me for not wanting to settle for some wrinkled ol' coot!

[aquila0212.livejournal.com]

The part that's funny is that when I was in my 20s, I was interested in men in their 40s. Now that I'm that age, it's totally flipped, partly because if I were to be focusing on older men now, they'd be in their 60s, and let me say...ewwwwww. The only man in his 60s that's of any particular interest is Harrison Ford, and there aren't many that look like him wandering around.