For those of you who haven't seen It...

[serai]

...I think a trip to beizy's LJ is in order.


Enquirer headlines read:

Scientific proof of the existence of Cockzilla!!

Now, I know this is not a popular opinion, but I miss Speedos. I'm pretty damn tired of going to the beach and seeing only FEMALE bits being exposed for lascivious consumption. What about us WOMEN, huh? Huh? HUH? Do we not deserve some titillation, some fantasy jumpstarting, some Food For Thought?

Besides, boxers are just fucking LAME. What the hell is sexy about swim togs/underwear that make a guy look like your old Uncle Louis? You know, the one who keeps his teeth in a jar, smells like broccoli and laughs like a constipated hyena?

As I stated over there, I vote that all women be allowed, nay, expected to go swimming in loose, comfy garments that breathe easily and don't expose nothin', and all men have to wear tight-fitting revealing things like that.

That'll show 'em.

Comments

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Have you been reading mariole's latest? I'm with you and Lobelia! *polishes glasses before looking to see if view has improved*

[serai1.livejournal.com]

I've dipped into it a bit, but haven't been following it. I think I'll pick it up again, now that it's topical!