Oh, bloody hell

[serai]

*glares*

Look, just so we're straight here: There are four people running this fandom.

Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam

Comments

[elanorgardner.livejournal.com]

Said it before, will say it again --

AMEN

[blackbird-song.livejournal.com]

But-- but... *lip quiver* You left out Figwit! How could you leave out Figwit? And Gothmog?? And what about that ferret in Bree??? And *sobs* how could you possibly forget the twelfth ghost on the left?!?!??

What's this fandom coming to? *Wails and runs screaming to nearest nursery school*

I WANT MY MOMMY!!! And a lollipop, and a gold star, and a limo, and 600 billion dollars, and an unlimited supply of commas, and...

*cough*

Catherine

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Ghost? Ghost? Try being the Bomb-Lighting-Orc! Nobody ever includes me in anything! Nobody ever writes porn about me, or posts photomanips of me or nothin'! Do I get included in Big Man challenges? NO!

*bursts into tears*

The Torch-bearer's Lament

[abby-normal.livejournal.com]

Light bomb. Run.

No tender kiss to the brow, no last gentle stroke of yellowed talon to cragged grey skin. No.

Just light bomb. Run.

But I see the glint of remembrance in a yellow eye. I see the slight curl of cracked lip over dingy fang. He remembers. He knows.

Will he mourn when I’m gone? Remember fondly to nights spent grunting and growling beside green-lit ramparts, the screech of the Boss wafting as night-music?

I think he will.

Now, he barks his orders, sends me to death with blood-lust in his good eye.

Light bomb. Run.



Elitist prick.



*preens*

Re: The Torch-bearer's Lament

[elanorgardner.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Only you could do that...

Re: The Torch-bearer's Lament

[serai1.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* You are just evil, you know that?

[aina-baggins.livejournal.com]

You put Sam last.



Elitist!


:P

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's CANON!

;p;p;p

[nolyana.livejournal.com]

WORD! ;)

[danachan.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

[ex-lunarisi.livejournal.com]

...and Rosie is their secretary!

Ha! I had to get the admin assistants represented somehow.

(and AMEN)

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

*bows and worships at your altar* You have it aright, methinks. As long as Frodo's gettin' some, and the other hobbitboys are gettin' their share as well, I'm a happy hobbit.

[slipperieslope.livejournal.com]

LOL

*tries to squish the rest of the Fellowship through the closing door*