I'm being tortured

[serai]

My copy of the Two Towers Extended Edition arrived yesterday. It's sitting right next to my computer, and I swear the damned thing is singing to me. In a low, seductive whisper, that morphs from one hottie voice to another. Sometimes it's Elijah, sometimes Sean, sometimes Dave, etc., etc. And they're all murmuring and whispering and moaning the same thing:

Watch me. Come on, babe, you know you want to. Come on. Just take me in your hands, spread me open and take me out. Pop open that slot and slip me in. I want you to. Come on, baby. I want you to watch me...

Ooohhhh, DAMN. I can feel myself wilting, wavering, about to give in.


Willpower's a bitch.

Comments

[green-ghost.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you have a lot of willpower. I watched it once through, and then the new scenes again just once. I've put it away, and I've a longing to watch Fellowship but I won't. Good on ya for saving it up... but you can still peek in the extras, right?

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oy! I keep wavering, but what if I come across something I don't want to know about? Oh, the anxiety! I guess I have to take it one day at a time.

Dear Goddess, did I actually just say that? Shoot me now!